At first we thought that Koreans were being a tad dramatic when they spoke of the "monsoon season". How bad could it really be if it only lasts two weeks? Well, entering into our anniversary weekend, the waterlevel in several South Korean regions had reached record heights. Most major highways and bridges were closed. Those who could understand all of the warnings on the news elected to stay at home safely. I guess sometimes ignorance is bliss. We set off on our merry way...

So, we figured if we were going to be wet all weekend, we might as well do it right. Behold the flyfish boat. This crazy raft soared to great heights while we held on for dear life. Guided by some Korean River Rats, our weekend getaway to "Nami Som", a small island outside Seoul, turned out to be a blast. (Okay, so the sky was no where near this blue and we are not actally on this raft, but we couldn't bring our own camera to capture the experience for fear of it floating away in the downpour).

On Saturday, we visited Namhansanseong Provicial Park just southeast of Seoul. This historical place guarded the city's southern entrance in the 1600s. Back then, Buddhist Monks were soldiers, not pacifists. These days the Buddhists wouldn't even disturb the hornets that reside in the huge nest you can see above. The verdict is still out of whether the Hornets themselves prescribe to pacifistic Buddhist beliefs. We decided not to get close enough to find out!

Raccoons are mammals in the genus Procyon of the Procyonidae family. Raccoons are unusual for their thumbs, which (though not opposable) enable them to open many closed containers (such as garbage cans) and doors. They are intelligent omnivores with a reputation for being clever, sly, and mischievous. Raccoons range from 20 to 40 inches in length (including the tail) and weigh between 10 and 35 pounds (4.5 to 16 kilograms). The raccoon's tail ranges from 8 to 16 inches in length. Male raccoons are generally larger than females.

This fresco depicts the awe inspiring beings in the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's Last Supper.
They really are larger than life and most Koreans. Then again, so are Sarah and I.

Korea is famous for many things--kimchi, starcraft, ceramics, and textiles knock-offs--to name a few. But slick Adidas pants aren't the only things that look surprisingly similar to the real-deal.
Lotte World--the 2nd most magical place on Earth--also shares some striking similarities to a not so small place in the US. From the Romanesque arches to the blue tiles adorning the roof of the castle, Lotte World wants to be Disney.

Lotte and Lori raccoons are the vermin mascots that lord over the amusement park. Oddly, depictions of Lotte suggest that he really has more in common with the Planters peanut man than Mickey--right down to the cane and twisting contraposto.